...Lulz. Health class was fun today. We had these dialogs that were all mean and stuff, and we had to revise them to be like, "I feel sad when you hit me in the face. I wish you wouldn't hit me in the face anymore." "Ok, I will not hit you in the face anymore because it makes you feel sad."
...And then we had to act them out so I was like "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssss"

Yeh. KJ and I got one where I was Franklin and she was Sara, and we had been going out for six months and we totally enjoyed talking and drawing pictures together. o_0 But like, Sara heard that (omg!) Franklin was spreading rumors about the two of them and so she goes into Angry Female Mode. BUT I FIXED IT. So now they are all mutually understanding and at the end it's like,

Franklin: "I love you, wonderful cupcake sunshine-lovely snooky-bear! "
Sara: "I love you too, you studly stud! "
-they hug- (Which we actually did, and my glasses ended up hitting KJ in the side of the face, which made me laugh a bit)

:I
Ours was totally the best skit of the entire class.

Frez has the Piggy Flu. Oink. x.x
It's not fun. I've been staying at my mom's apartment during school hours the past two days, and there's no internet/TV/food there. Bah. There was a cat trying to get in through the window today, though.
And there was also some extremely loud and colorful word-fighting going on in the apartment upstairs. I was like, ".__. eep"

(Which I know nobody was, but meh)
I am not submitting anything until I get this obnoxiously large piece I'm working on done.
It's about 50% so far. Yay me. o.o

On Saturday, I went with Brishen and his dad to see The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
WEIRDEST. MOVIE. EVER. And I got pelted with rice. D: After that, we went to a diner and I ordered pancakes and it was midnight and I was eating pancakes at midnight and I was happy. I also bought new headphones, Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys, and Super Mario Bros. Super Show DVD. All for a total of like, $20 :3
On Sunday I was told that my parents need to spend some time away from each other and the next thing I know, I'm helping to move stuff into a cruddy apartment for five hours. At least we went to Chili's : /
Today I wallowed in self-pity for a bit, and I'm angry at people I shouldn't be angry at. The fact that I can objectively look at myself being angry makes it all the more infuriating...
...
Please don't ask me any favors this week -.o

I said that to the weird Adam guy who wears flannel today. He was like, "OMG I'MMA HUG U, K?!" and I was all, "NUUUUU!!!!1 D:"
I totally just favorite a bunch of Murkrow fanart, hurr
The letter caterpillar refuses to say any of the swears I could think of, and even some non-swears.
I still have four pages to do in this paper.
Aaand
I wrote this out of boredom yesterday when Ben mentioned nostalgia:

“Nostalgia” – what is it? According to some scientists, it is the feeling a person gets when a stimulus invokes a fond memory. This is all LIES! Nostalgia is actually the name of an ancient tarasque who will ravage this entire half of the globe at 6:45 A.M. next Tuesday. I am not kidding. A giant six-legged turtle with a 70s haircut will EAT THE EARTH. Omnomnom. And then all the panda bears and polar bears will perish, because whenever something globally catastrophic happens, the dang bears have to die.